orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

your mom

[Set up] [No punch line]

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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