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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why dont they make black forks

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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