why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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