- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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