Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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A paralysed man falls over.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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