Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Women can vote? wtf

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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