Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Gus's mom

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