What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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