- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Justin Bieber.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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