- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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