- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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