A paralysed man falls over.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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