Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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