- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

women's rights

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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