Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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