What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Women can vote? wtf

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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