- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Eric is gay Ha

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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