There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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