This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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knock knock There's no door

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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I walk into a bar...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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