- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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