Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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