thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Anti Joke

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