- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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