- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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