- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

which one is easiest

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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