- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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