what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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