What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

800 people died last year. end of story

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Shltskc gw? G

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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