Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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