- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde dies Lololol

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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