- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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