What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Tall asians

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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