- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

800 people died last year. end of story

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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