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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Golf.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Uh... What was emulating again?

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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