The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Anti Joke

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