What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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hello anomonous

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Bob Saget

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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