- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

whos district champs not JM

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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