- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Hail Hitler

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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