- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What is more worse than death? Death

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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