- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Mitt Romney

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Women

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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