- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

womens rights

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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