So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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i like it in the mouth

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The WNBA.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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roak

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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