- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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