Want to hear a joke? No.

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The dewey decimal system

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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wanna here a joke? you.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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roses are red violets are blue

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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dry handjob

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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