why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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