- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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