Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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