How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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