- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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