Racial Equality

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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