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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

your face

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I hate blackniggers

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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