the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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dry handjob

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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