- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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