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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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