- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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