What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Adam Chebali has no life

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is long and black? The line at KFC

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops