Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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no really what are ur names?

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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a. why? b. because

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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