How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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