What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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whats black and large -me

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

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