What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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