whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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