- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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