A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What are annoying? Ads.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Anti Joke

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