- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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