- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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