what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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A house comes around the corner.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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