Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Albert your flies undone.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

how much fish could a chicken

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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