What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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learn. advance!

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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