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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

an american walks out of a strip club.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Lewis

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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