What do you call an blank test? an F

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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