- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

you gay?

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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