- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

save me from the nothing ive become

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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