What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Hail Hitler

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

whos district champs not JM

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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