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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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