- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

who's a slut... you're mom

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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