- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What is more worse than death? Death

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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