- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it's funny because it's funny

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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