i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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