- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

they're dead. idiot.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What african eat for christmas Sand.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Daniel is a fag

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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