Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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justin beiber sucks

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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