Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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GOODBYE

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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How's the weather? Good.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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