- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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