- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

kennah campion... being nice

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Knock knock come in.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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