- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

hi mom

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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