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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Jewwy Jewstein

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

wanna here a joke? you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Golf.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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