- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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