Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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I shot a bitch.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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