Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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