Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

I walk into a bar...

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

knock knock There's no door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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