- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Asians.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A dancer walks into a barre

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