- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

what looks like a banana? a penis

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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