- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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