- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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