a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What stops a train? A missile

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Pickles are powerful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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