- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

A blind man walks into a library.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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