- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Jewwy Jewstein

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Your Mom

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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