- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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