- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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