- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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