Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

I went to work today....

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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